Say it with me,
I COULD GIVE A......
Yea I know some things are better left unsaid, so do just that! Equipped with your D.B.K. (Daily Bullsh*t Kit) its easy to let others know your thoughts without reminiscing how a bar of soap tasted when you let one of these beauty's slip around Mom.
Each kit has been scientifically designed to combat the average American's daily dose of Bullshit. Based on millions of surveyed experts this design has been Proven effective in the following types of scenarios:
Co-worker Bullsh*t
Extended Family Bullsh*t
Neighbor Bullsh*t
Family Bullsh*t (please use caution)
School Bullsh*t
Boyfriend Bullsh*t
Girlfriend Bullsh*t
Friend Bullsh*t
***Not intended for the following uses:
Boss Bullsh*t (extreme caution needed)
Children Bullsh*t (Damn, You cold as hell)
Technical specifications:
Included in each kit is
1 x Damn (no one gives more than a single Damn unless they are playing with your emotions)
2 x Sh*t
2 x Fu*k
2 x Flying Fu*k
These tokens come nestled handsomely in a easy to carry pouch complete with instructions in case you forget what you literally put in your pocket 5 minutes ago....
Tokens are laser Engraved/Cut from premium 1/4 birch plywood and range in size as follows
From .5" - .75" tall
From 1.5 - 2.75 " wide
We are a true American small family Business, we hope we can earn your business so drop us a line with any questions! Shipments to HI and AK will have an additional shipping cost, some orders cannot be shipped to PO boxes. Please send us a message with any questions - we promise to get back to you within 24 hours!
